A couple weeks back Harper gave some advice about baseball to a camp of kids. That advice was for them to be as sexy as they can. Last night at the ballpark I noticed something. Harper’s at bat music isn’t sexy enough. So I decided to put together a list of sexy songs that Harper could walk-up to. Before doing this there were two ways I could go. I could go all in and be 100% serious or I could through in a couple joke tracks like Right Said Fred or Color Me Badd. I decided to play this straight up, and here are a few sexy songs Harper should walk-up to so he can be as sexy as he can be.
Marvin Gaye- Let’s Get it On
No list of sexy songs would be complete without this sexy song. It might be a bit overplayed but it is hard for it to get old, and everyone would know it.
The Righteous Brothers- Unchained Melody
Bryce Harper’s bat hungers for the touch of the ball being crushed deep to right.
Lionel Ritchie- Easy
Bryce Harper is 19 and he makes baseball look easy. Easy like Sunday morning.
Buddy Holly- True Love Ways
“Sometimes we’ll sigh. Sometimes we’ll cry, and we’ll know why just you and I…” It could be a song about baseball.
Dolly Parton- I Will Always Love You
Leaving someone for their own good and then thinking about them afterwards. That is sexy and Bryce’s anger is not what baseball needs.
The Platters- Smoke Gets in Your Eyes
I am sure Harper can think back to the first moment he realized he loved baseball and would remember holding back tears.
The Temptations- Papa Was a Rolling Stone
Running out on your family isn’t sexy, but what is sexy is that bass line.
Elvis Presley- Are You Lonesome Tonight
This song may very well describe what Harper’s off-season is like.
Michael Jackson- Rock with You
Bryce Harper rocks with baseball.
Paul Anka- Put Your Head on my Shoulder
Love is a game you cannot win and baseball is a game of failure. They are a lot alike.
Madonna- Take a Bow
In another life Bryce Harper would be a sexy bullfighter.
Andy Williams- Moon River
Dream maker. Heart breaker. I am starting to think that love and baseball have a lot in common.
There it is. My list of twelve sexy songs that Bryce Harper can walk out to. Twelve is also a good amount to put on a CD and drive your love around town listening to. Try it out with these songs and see if you have a good night. I bet you will because these are some sexy songs.